The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

19 November 2007

Strange search-engine queries (94)

For the newcomers: this is a Monday-morning gathering (usually done Sunday evening) of the oddest searches found in my referrer logs. (Sometimes they're a tad raunchier than I'd like to admit, in which case I send them here.) This being Thanksgiving week, I'd like to express my gratitude to the hundreds of people who have put together search strings worthy of this feature.

"you think, therefore i am":  Yeah, that's it. I think.

duluth women naked pictures:  Taken during the summer, I presume.

what did massachusetts look like in 1776:  Less traffic, for one thing.

shvit meaning:  Fvuck if I know.

Why aren't you using Linux:  Ask me that when they try to sell me a Vista machine.

When she's just not into you as you are to her:  I believe the technical term for that is "life."

Trans-Siberian Orchestra sucks laughable awful:  Don't hold back now. Tell us what you really think.

very hard screaming sexy metal girls:  Did any of them show up at the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert?

what to expect when you replace your transmission:  Much smoother operation and a much thinner wallet.

bland insipid osmond:  That would be Jimmy.

where do I bury St. Theresa:  I didn't even know she was sick.

maureen wants to see big penises:  So that's what they meant by "Times Select."

post menopausal closet communist hag:  Sorry, only one Dowd joke per week.

Posted at 6:23 AM to You Asked For It


When I was a little girl, I had a total crush on Jimmy Osmond. He was THE BEST.

:) Luckily, just like my love for Underdog, I grew out of it.

Posted by: aka_monty at 7:47 AM on 19 November 2007