26 November 2007
Strange search-engine queries (95)
For the last few Mondays, we've been looking to see what sort of search strings brought people to this site, and once in a while there's something worth snarking about. The following will illustrate what we mean.
where is marilyn monroe's ghost? Doing The Crucible in summer stock.
low skill/low wage, kmart: The customers, or the staff?
"seven of nine" naked: Wow. Resistance really is futile.
"super attractive" shy intimidating: If you're intimidating enough, no one need ever know you're shy.
Warner Bros record label, how are they running it? Like most labels, into the ground.
my car wont pass smog because of the obdii connection system: Guess what? It won't pass if you take it off, either.
sharon resultan sperm: This is not why Jim Cantore's always on the road, is it?
"maureen dowd" "big feet": Let's just say she has some awfully big shoes to fill.
grape nuts beer: "Where are you most likely to find barley around the house?"
"Weird Al" Yankovic is a strict vegan and forbids Dasani water: Also Grape-Nuts and beer.
I want to see women put mayonnaise in hair: No, you don't. Trust me on this.
streaming video porn muslim: You'd be better off watching women putting mayonnaise in their hair.Posted at 7:56 PM to You Asked For It