17 December 2007
Strange search-engine queries (98)
About once a week, we drop everything, pick up the referrer logs, invert them, shake two or three times, and anything funny that falls out ends up here.
fudge cannon: I demand that you shoot me now.
what's going to happen in 2060 weather: Partly cloudy, high 62, low 39, winds northerly at 5 to 10 mph.
celica temperature gauge rising when your heart is blowing cold: I had an overheating issue the same week my divorce papers came through. Coincidence? I think not.
dreck industries bergdorf: No longer an exclusive; you can find dreck at many stores.
ugly women in bikinis photos: More common than you'd think, or perhaps want.
How can I upgrade my card to the bank of america hello kitty card: This is your idea of an upgrade?
how to recognize love: How is it that I'm #2 for this?
Nicole Nason Nude: Oh, come on now. This is the head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, fercryingoutloud. You know she's gonna be wearing at least a seatbelt.
DO YOU HAVE ANY NAKED PICTURES OF MEREDITH VIEIRA: Sorry, no, and QUIT YELLING!
i hate my job at jp morgan chase springfield missouri: If they read this, you may not have it much longer.
why is cereal so expensive: They're making motor fuel instead of corn flakes. Go figure.
down side of ethanol fuel: Breakfast costs twice as much.
inventor of the fucking u-boat: Hey, the Germans are on our side these days. I think.
fish give blowjobs: I suppose this is taught in the schools.Posted at 7:04 AM to You Asked For It