The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

17 December 2007

Strange search-engine queries (98)

About once a week, we drop everything, pick up the referrer logs, invert them, shake two or three times, and anything funny that falls out ends up here.

fudge cannon:  I demand that you shoot me now.

what's going to happen in 2060 weather:  Partly cloudy, high 62, low 39, winds northerly at 5 to 10 mph.

celica temperature gauge rising when your heart is blowing cold:  I had an overheating issue the same week my divorce papers came through. Coincidence? I think not.

dreck industries bergdorf:  No longer an exclusive; you can find dreck at many stores.

ugly women in bikinis photos:  More common than you'd think, or perhaps want.

How can I upgrade my card to the bank of america hello kitty card:  This is your idea of an upgrade?

how to recognize love:  How is it that I'm #2 for this?

Nicole Nason Nude:  Oh, come on now. This is the head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, fercryingoutloud. You know she's gonna be wearing at least a seatbelt.

DO YOU HAVE ANY NAKED PICTURES OF MEREDITH VIEIRA:  Sorry, no, and QUIT YELLING!

i hate my job at jp morgan chase springfield missouri:  If they read this, you may not have it much longer.

why is cereal so expensive:  They're making motor fuel instead of corn flakes. Go figure.

down side of ethanol fuel:  Breakfast costs twice as much.

inventor of the fucking u-boat:  Hey, the Germans are on our side these days. I think.

fish give blowjobs:  I suppose this is taught in the schools.

Posted at 7:04 AM to You Asked For It


How can I upgrade my card to the bank of america hello kitty card: This is your idea of an upgrade?

Now the KALASHNIkitty card...

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Posted by: Mark Alger at 8:09 AM on 17 December 2007

Now the KALASHNIkitty card...

From the same people who brought you the Snubnose™ credit card.

For all the things money could buy if you had any...

Posted by: McGehee at 1:39 PM on 17 December 2007

"celica temperature gauge rising when your heart is blowing cold"

Gosh, that would make a really lovely song.

Posted by: Carol at 9:51 PM on 18 December 2007