24 December 2007
Strange search-engine queries (99)
'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the log
palindrome hyundai logo: Yep, a backwards H still looks like an H.
democrats are doomed: Hardly. Some of them are damned, though.
naked women sunbathing pantsless and bikini: It seems to me that if they're naked, they're pantsless by definition. (Also bikiniless, I think we can assume.)
FICO scoring system a sham: Got turned down for that MasterCard, did you?
"amelia earhart luggage": It's a real brand, but you'll spend a lot of time looking for them.
jello biafra huckabee subliminal: "I've heard the Dead Kennedys. And you, Governor Huckabee, are no Dead Kennedy."
replaced radiator now transmission won't work: Forget to connect the transmission-cooler lines, did you?
"BELVEDERE VODKA" Providing slutty Italian girls: If you can afford that much for vodka, you can afford to get your own slutty girls.
how big is dan aykroyd's penis? Monstrously huge. (I'm taking the liberty of bullshitting you.)
what can you put on a dick to make it taste better: New Shimmer. It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.
How much salt to put on the driveway? That depends. How does it taste?
weird things to do when you're in a bored state of mind: You're soaking in it.