31 December 2007
Strange search-engine queries (100)
If you're looking at this and thinking "Haven't I seen this bit of shtick before?" well, there's a reason for that triple-digit number up there.
zombie tattoo flash: Hardly anyone ever flashes me a tattoo, and I'd just as soon it wasn't a zombie.
instructions for beer tab necklace: 1. Have a beer. 2. Have another beer. (See the pattern?)
don't start sentence with but: But it's so handy!
hard freeze definition: If you have to ask, you're probably not having one.
six foot tall babes in micro skirts: Listen, if you find any, let me know, wouldja please?
castration to end the suffering of involuntary celibacy: And I thought throwing out the baby with the bath water was extreme.
"involuntary celibacy" asshats: They're the ones who recommend castration.
roettger wielding in stillwater minnesota: I hear they wield a pretty mean roettger up there.
minnesota bridge collapse explanation "like a bra": No, no. 35W was the name of the highway, not the size.
nude beach women give me boners: Sorry, you'll have to get your own boners.
My bounced check is posted on the door of a store: Great. Now everyone will see what a deadbeat you are.
wy are europeans more likely to be nudists: They have the Gulf Stream. We have ice storms.
Maureen Dowd playboy pictures: In your dreams, pal.Posted at 6:15 AM to You Asked For It