2 January 2008
Flat tires pale in comparison
I truly hope this turns out to be fiction:
OnStar: Hello, OnStar.
Customer: Hi, I have a problem.
OnStar: How can I help, sir?
Customer: I'm…umm…27, and still a virgin.
OnStar: How old are you really, sir?
OnStar: [partially off mike] Holy shit!
Customer: [muffled crying]
On the upside, it certainly speaks well of OnStar's remote diagnostics.Posted at 8:03 PM to Dyssynergy
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