"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
2 January 2008Flat tires pale in comparisonI truly hope this turns out to be fiction:
OnStar: Hello, OnStar.
Customer: Hi, I have a problem. OnStar: How can I help, sir? Customer: I'm…umm…27, and still a virgin. OnStar: How old are you really, sir? Customer: Twenty-nine? OnStar: Sir? Customer: Thirty-six. OnStar: [partially off mike] Holy shit! Customer: [muffled crying] On the upside, it certainly speaks well of OnStar's remote diagnostics. Posted at 8:03 PM to DyssynergyTrackBack: 9:11 PM, 3 January 2008 » Oh. My. Gawd! from View From The Porch So that's why On*Star is so damned popular!...[read more] |