The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

23 January 2008

I find their lack of licensing disturbing

You have to wonder what George Lucas must be thinking right about now:

Two Star Wars-loving brothers planning a Jedi church hope it will be much nearer than a galaxy far, far away.

Barney and Daniel Jones want fellow devotees to be able to join them close to their home on Anglesey. Barney, 26 — or Master Jonba Hehol — and Daniel, 21 — Master Morda Hehol — head the UK Church of the Jedi, in honour of the film's good knights.

They say their services will include sermons on "the Force," light sabre training, and meditation techniques.

For this to work, contact with the likes of Jar Jar Binks must be strictly forbidden.

(From TheForce.net via Fark.)

Posted at 2:34 PM to Immaterial Witness


"For Penance you must watch Episode I 12 times"

"I'll go to Hell first, Master."

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 3:24 PM on 23 January 2008

When I was a high school senior, someone gave me a little book of advice on how to survive college (without too many bad things happening to you). I don't recall all of the advice (a lot of it was pretty monumentally obvious in the sense of "You don't know this already, and yet you are still alive?"), but I do remember one statement that stood out:

"Be very suspicious of religious movements that are less than 150 years old."

Or, I suppose, based on a fictional series of movies.

Posted by: fillyjonk at 3:59 PM on 23 January 2008

Of course this manifestation of "religion" isnt much wackier than the sky god cults of some other folks just more within the cultural context of recent memory...and a helluva lot more fun :)

Posted by: Ron at 3:39 AM on 24 January 2008

Join the Temple of the Sith and become a member of the darkside on www.myspace.com/because_sith_happens.
The whole Jedi church idea is ridiculous, join us pirates thieves and heavy metal fans

Posted by: Darth Vengance at 8:40 PM on 29 January 2008