22 January 2008
Includes cholesterol for extra lethality
Seldom do I treat myself to a fried egg, and when I do I'm not quite sure I want one in the shape of a gun, though the mere fact that some people would be utterly appalled by the whole idea strikes me as a major selling point.
"Scrambled? Hell, field-strip 'em!"
Posted at 8:02 AM to Worth a Fork
"Gun shaped items seem to be all the rage"?
They must inhabit a different reality (or at least a different retail market) than I do. The only gun-shaped items I've seen for sale have been, you know, actual GUNS. And those seem to be only "all the rage" among the folks who hunt either deer or turkey.
Shop or I'll shoot! Is it because we're in the midst of a nonsensical war, or because we have a republican as president?
Welp, better buy 'em up now, 'cause if we get a Democrat in the White House, this sort of thing won't be marketable, and will become a collector's item.