7 January 2008
Strange search-engine queries (101)
Your search giants, your Googles and Yahoos and such, don't really have time, or at least don't bother to make time, to go through the logs looking for sick and twisted stuff.
Me, on the other hand....
Shoplifting Policy Lowes: They're against it.
"blade ruiner": I suppose you'll have to go to Lowe's for a new one.
what size condom should i wear with a 5 inch penis: I'd avoid anything with a picture of the Incredible Hulk on the box.
i used to be a tree: And before that, a nut?
what man could do six hundred years ago in entertainment: Well, some prince or other made some noises about partying like it's 1399.
One Ounce of Silver buys five gallons of gas: Although you have to pay inside, as the pumps aren't calibrated to accept precious metals.
fun looks like google: But does Google look like fun?
what's wrong with Diane Rehm why does she sound like a Hepburn: Why would this be a problem? (Unless it's the late Canadian weightlifter Doug Hepburn.)
scuzzbuckets aforethought: Because you don't want spontaneous scuzzbucketry.
"joe biden" flatulence: "All right, that's it, out of the caucus. Now."
silly string breast augmentation: I suppose it would work at first, but the stuff tends to migrate.
"ring cycle" wagner "dance mix": The Rhinemaidens can really shake that thing.Posted at 6:56 AM to You Asked For It