14 January 2008
Strange search-engine queries (102)
In this more-or-less weekly feature, we sort through seven days' worth of referrer logs, separate the wheat from the chaff, and publish the chaff.
hissiest uzis: Yeah, that's the lethal aspect of the Uzi: the hiss.
I survived the 2007 Ice storm even though I lost a few limbs in Tulsa t-shirt: Should we assume it's just a flesh wound?
Superheroines Itching: "Sue, honey, you want me to scratch that for you?" Reed shouted from the lab.
required to wear pantyhose to church: Try new GenuFlex, designed specifically for kneeling.
what happens if a man falls in love with a transsexual? If he's really in love, he probably won't even use the T-word.
family won't accept me wearing women's lingerie: Suggestion: get your own. They hate it when you borrow things.
driving naked on leather seats: Don't. Trust me on this.
Mother-in-law is curious about my penis size: Let me dissuade you with two words: "divorce lawyer."
topless bimmer chicks: Is this topless chicks in Bimmers, or chicks in topless Bimmers?
topless babes in bimmers: Well, that answers that. [Both were received from the same IP address.]
what's the plural form of stereo: Surround.
dog peed on dvd player: Was it HD or Blu-ray?
What do 43 percent of women do in the driver's seat: Demonstrate to the man in the passenger seat the art of asking directions.
sociopath, adulterer or libertine: Great, a new reality TV show.Posted at 6:52 AM to You Asked For It