The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 January 2008

Strange search-engine queries (104)

The MetaCrawler search engine has a function called SearchSpy, which gives you a sampling of recent search queries they've handled, which you can inspect as they scroll by. Not being as technically advanced as MetaCrawler, I just scroll through the local log myself once a week, and toss up anything I find snarkworthy.

"well hung" minimum penis:  These terms would seem to be mutually contradictory.

what will i look like with a 34 dd chest:  Just like you do now, with the occasional grimace due to back pain.

street cred stylish yet unique and also fuck cheap citroens:  You're not going to get all that out of an reengineered Peugeot platform.

cheap, cheap, cheap, Liability auto insurance clunkers:  Have you tried the stylish yet unique Citroëns?

harlequin ichthyosis teenager:  "Geez, that's a lot of scales. How did you get them to line up?"

do pharmacies knowingly give out placebos:  If they're written on the prescription, you betcha.

pantyhose optional beaches:  What the hell kind of beach needs pantyhose at all?

man yogurt dick grin mullet:  One of these things is, um, not like the others.

does benjamin franklin have a nine inch penis:  Not lately he doesn't.

jessica simpson in various degrees of undress:  Insufficient data. Please specify degrees of variation.

"invisible girl" striptease:  Just be careful where you stash those $20 bills.

prostate milk docile penis sperm man:  I see Marvel has finally gotten around to doing that Dr. Phil comic book.

Posted at 6:55 AM to You Asked For It

" What the hell kind of beach needs pantyhose at all?"

Just above that pantyhose option, are the words "Burqas required!"

Posted by: localmalcontent at 3:48 PM on 28 January 2008

Now that's disturbing.

Posted by: CGHill at 5:39 PM on 28 January 2008

Just to egg you on er -- encourage you, got quite a few chuckles out of this lot.

Oh! Sorry, Charles: "giggles."


Posted by: Mark Alger at 9:02 AM on 29 January 2008