28 January 2008
Strange search-engine queries (104)
The MetaCrawler search engine has a function called SearchSpy, which gives you a sampling of recent search queries they've handled, which you can inspect as they scroll by. Not being as technically advanced as MetaCrawler, I just scroll through the local log myself once a week, and toss up anything I find snarkworthy.
"well hung" minimum penis: These terms would seem to be mutually contradictory.
what will i look like with a 34 dd chest: Just like you do now, with the occasional grimace due to back pain.
street cred stylish yet unique and also fuck cheap citroens: You're not going to get all that out of an reengineered Peugeot platform.
cheap, cheap, cheap, Liability auto insurance clunkers: Have you tried the stylish yet unique Citroëns?
harlequin ichthyosis teenager: "Geez, that's a lot of scales. How did you get them to line up?"
do pharmacies knowingly give out placebos: If they're written on the prescription, you betcha.
pantyhose optional beaches: What the hell kind of beach needs pantyhose at all?
man yogurt dick grin mullet: One of these things is, um, not like the others.
does benjamin franklin have a nine inch penis: Not lately he doesn't.
jessica simpson in various degrees of undress: Insufficient data. Please specify degrees of variation.
"invisible girl" striptease: Just be careful where you stash those $20 bills.
prostate milk docile penis sperm man: I see Marvel has finally gotten around to doing that Dr. Phil comic book.Posted at 6:55 AM to You Asked For It