The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

27 January 2008

Taking the Cure81

I'm not quite sure how to explain it when it happens, as inevitably it must happen to me eventually, to some bored intake person at the E.R.

"Symptoms?"

"It's like passing a ham through my left ventricle."

Of course, if she comes back with "Not a canned ham, I hope," I'll probably laugh myself right into a myocardial infarction.

Posted at 2:57 AM to Dyssynergy


"A ham? I've seen those guys at their radios. Some of 'em are pretty big."

Posted by: McGehee at 3:29 PM on 27 January 2008