18 February 2008
Let's not rush things
In Britain, elapsed time between first meeting and marriage proposal is two years, eleven months, eight days.
This period presumably includes "six months ... staring at women in a slack-jawed trance of frustrated desire."
What's more, once that's done, the trip down the aisle is still two years, three months and twenty days away.
Which means you've got a five-year-plus window of opportunity to come to your senses, guys.
(Via Fark.)Posted at 11:06 AM to Table for One