The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

22 February 2008

Mother Moloch needs our help

Mark Peters identifies "BeelzeHillary" as "along with Beelzebama and McSatan, one of the lucky devils left in the race to be the next hellspawn-in-chief." (Citation here.)

Now if you're persuaded that there isn't a dime's worth of difference between the two Democrats, it perhaps won't bother you that both of them got the same linguistic treatment here. (Truth be told, McSatan doesn't seem to venture more than a quarter away these days.) But "Beelzebama" has the advantage of sounding almost apt, hence funny, which "BeelzeHillary" does not. I'm soliciting ideas for a suitable alternative term for the Senator from New York.

Posted at 11:18 AM to Political Science Fiction , Say What?


Hellary, or Hillsmodeus perhaps?

Posted by: Jeremy at 11:27 AM on 22 February 2008

I also have toyed with crafting the perfect name for "her" and I concluded that calling her "Mrs. Bill Clinton" says it all.

Posted by: Deborah at 11:40 AM on 22 February 2008

How about "Ole Scratch-yer-eyes-out"? or
Cthulhillary or
Clinthulu

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 11:52 AM on 22 February 2008

I propose that BeezleBillary just about says it all AND has the attractive alliteration power.

Posted by: Jennifer at 1:57 PM on 22 February 2008

"The Thunderbitch from Hell" is one of my suggestions. "Loser" is the other.

Posted by: Dan B at 6:18 PM on 22 February 2008

Darth Mother.

Posted by: McGehee at 9:07 PM on 22 February 2008

mephistophillary?

Posted by: paulsmos at 7:48 AM on 23 February 2008