The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

18 February 2008

Speaking of waterboarding

Craig wants to know:

When you envision a Muslim getting waterboarded, does it feel better or worse when you mentally replace him with a Medical Insurance Company employee?

I dunno. I've always envisioned breaking them on a wheel. The insurance guys, I mean.

Posted at 8:30 PM to Almost Yogurt


Since only 3 people have ever been waterboarded for a grand total of perhaps 5 minutes, I'd need to see more before making a judgment. Much more.

Posted by: fits at 8:40 PM on 18 February 2008

I hadn't thought of it that way, but I know my wife would love to waterboard Med. Ins.

I did notice that they waterboarded one of the cows that was involved in the meat recall.

Maybe Humane Society should take over Gitmo?

Posted by: GoingLikeSixty at 9:33 PM on 18 February 2008

I was not familiar with the breaking wheel. Wish I was still innocent. Man, talk about cruel and unusual ...

Yeah, good treatment for the insurance guys... and mass spammers... and virus writers and dispersers. Vermin, all...

Posted by: Winston at 6:50 AM on 19 February 2008

And telemarketers.....

Posted by: unimpressed at 4:54 PM on 19 February 2008