11 February 2008
Strange search-engine queries (106)
This weekly feature sifts through the last seven days of referrer logs pretty spiffy for a mere feature to be able to do that, eh? and pulls out a dozen or so search strings, ranked by snark potential. Or something like that. It's getting harder to tell how this works.
Foot operated handbrake on Mercury Grand Marquis: If it's operated by the foot, it's hardly a handbrake, is it?
schmuck von dollheads: Originally named Peter, but he proved to be something of a putz.
"glass pains": For example, having to replace a windshield.
st.theresa sends any flowers: There's no record of her texting anyone.
is flatulence covered under the americans with disabilities act: Not unless you have to do it on a ramp.
nudist beach marriage proposal: Careful when you get down on your knees. That sand gets itchy.
Can doo gro cause hair to shed badly: You want it should shed well?
Do Hydrocarbons burn? I burned about six gallons in my car last week.
see fantasy nerd girls and a Britney Spears portrait made from chewed-up pastries: When your fantasies become too specific, it's probably time to move out of your mom's basement.
cut and crown miter saw system green sucky things: Or your dad's workshop.
nudists vote republican: Some of them do, though they'll probably get dressed for the primaries in January and February.
what to do when your marriage falls apart because of sports: Sell the second season ticket so it won't go in the divorce settlement.
Is Dr. Phil McGraw's Penis Uncut? I couldn't say, but I can assure you that his testicles are in Oprah's pocket.Posted at 6:55 AM to You Asked For It