18 February 2008Strange search-engine queries (107)Another week, another batch of High Weirdness plucked out of the referrer logs. I don't know which is more alarming: the fact that people actually look for this stuff, or the fact that I've gotten readers from it. Avoidance in a new relationship: Isn't it just possible that avoidance is why you no longer have the old relationship? what do transmission problems sound like: Open your wallet. Empty it. Listen, and remember. signs of major transmission problems: Does your mechanic have a daughter starting college? Star wars fucking piece of crap trash can yogurt: Ah, the long-lost Episode VII. dikembe mutombo tapes penis to leg: Yeah, but it's his penis, so no big deal. why is it hard to predict swaths of freezing rain: (1) Freezing rain requires a specific combination of warm air aloft and a cold layer of air underneath, plus a storm system to induce precipitation. (2) Only a fool takes computer models as gospel truth. what does driving an infinity [sic] i30 say about the person: That he probably spent more than he would have for a Nissan Maxima. what person buys a 7 series bmw, what it says about you: You can probably afford three Nissan Maximas. outdoor research trance down sweater hips vs waist sizing: I can feel the trance coming on and we're not even outdoors yet. and the rain came in kathy montgomery, dustbury 2.75 million: Evidently the writers' strike really is over. town of dustbury: Somewhere over the rainbow, yet still south of Kansas. chaz's famous boobs: Note to self: Get bulkier T-shirts. According to legend, if on Valentine's Day a goldfinch flies over a girl's head, what does it mean? Probably nothing. I know lots of girls who read this very page, which features a goldfinch, and it's never over their heads. Posted at 6:54 AM to You Asked For It |