The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

5 March 2008

Four-legged Bratz

"You know, the trouble with My Little Pony is, well, she isn't slutty enough."

Struts

From Playmates, which also produces Disney Fairies under license — presumably from Disney, not from Oberon.)

(Via the incensed Princess Sparkle Pony.)

Posted at 6:56 AM to Dyssynergy


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Is the "My Little Glue Factory" (for when they break a leg falling off of those platform sandals) sold separately?

You know, when I see stuff like this I'm really glad now I didn't have kids. Especially girls. It must be a real horror trying to raise a pre-teen girl to be something other than a skankily-dressed, celebutante-wanna-be these days.

I played with toy horses when I was a kid, but the only stuff I had to dress them up in were little saddles and bridles....

Posted by: fillyjonk at 12:04 PM on 5 March 2008

I have a daughter, and it's not so bad if you don't subscribe to cable. They miss a lot that way.

Posted by: Bill Peschel at 2:32 PM on 5 March 2008

These days the saddles and bridles are probably for the two-legged dolls.

Posted by: McGehee at 9:00 PM on 5 March 2008