5 March 2008Four-legged Bratz"You know, the trouble with My Little Pony is, well, she isn't slutty enough."
From Playmates, which also produces Disney Fairies under license presumably from Disney, not from Oberon.) (Via the incensed Princess Sparkle Pony.) Posted at 6:56 AM to DyssynergyTrackBack: 7:29 PM, 5 March 2008 » The Decline and Fall Of Just About Everything, part mxxix from Old Grouch Whorses. Yuk. Via C.G. Hill: "You know, the trouble with My Little Pony is, well, she isn't slutty enough."...[read more] Is the "My Little Glue Factory" (for when they break a leg falling off of those platform sandals) sold separately? You know, when I see stuff like this I'm really glad now I didn't have kids. Especially girls. It must be a real horror trying to raise a pre-teen girl to be something other than a skankily-dressed, celebutante-wanna-be these days. I played with toy horses when I was a kid, but the only stuff I had to dress them up in were little saddles and bridles.... Posted by: fillyjonk at 12:04 PM on 5 March 2008I have a daughter, and it's not so bad if you don't subscribe to cable. They miss a lot that way. Posted by: Bill Peschel at 2:32 PM on 5 March 2008These days the saddles and bridles are probably for the two-legged dolls. Posted by: McGehee at 9:00 PM on 5 March 2008 |