10 March 2008
Strange search-engine queries (110)
Because (1) it's fun to see what people were searching for, and (2) it's easier than providing Actual Content.
rebate check "positive id required": Yep, that's a rebate check all right. I'm positive.
hot tub filter destroyed with nair: "Get in, honey, your legs look just fine."
staffordshire bull terrier how often do i worm n flee him: Worm; then flee as quickly as you can, because they don't like worming.
terse in heaven-eric clapton Ol' Slowhand never was all that talkative.
Why should Condi Rice run for president in 2012: Because we'll be sick of whoever wins in 2008 by then.
will fda not let brokers order their pwn appraisals: It seems to me that if you're already pwned, the FDA would just as soon stay away from you.
are cab drivers exempt from child seat laws in colorado: If a cab driver is under four years old, he must use a child seat, unless he weighs over 40 lb.
opposite of "hit with a ton of bricks": Missed by an ounce of feathers?
fedex smartpost kiss my ass: It will take a few days.
what is it with marxists and condescending tone: Standard equipment.
windows restaurant in the sbc building: There's a blue screen over the salad bar.
pantyhose vs penis: A defensive struggle. Pantyhose by six.Posted at 7:06 AM to You Asked For It