The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 May 2008

Quote of the week

There are those who believe that you can't put something on television if it isn't true. Tam will tell you otherwise:

I'm beginning to think that you could take your garbage man, put him in a white lab coat on a Discovery Channel show, introduce him as the head professor of the phrenology department at Draw Tippy Turtle University, and folks will believe whatever asinine things come out of his cakehole.

While we're at it: what's the difference between one's cakehole and one's piehole?

Posted at 7:38 PM to QOTW


Dilbert, of course, has the quintessential inverse of Tam's example.

Personally, I think there are plenty of garbage men whose opinions I would trust before many a genuine professor.

Posted by: McGehee at 8:52 PM on 16 May 2008

>>While we're at it: what's the difference between one's cakehole and one's piehole?

You put cake in one and pie in the other.

Posted by: Hazel Stone at 10:46 PM on 16 May 2008

The modern day equivalent of not believing everything you read is knowing that everything on TV is the product of someone's overactive (or underachieving) imagination.

Posted by: Jennifer at 9:36 AM on 17 May 2008

a cake hole is usually square and a pie hole is usually wedge-shaped.
At least that's what I learned on the Discovery channel.

Posted by: Dwayne "tha canoe guy" at 10:49 AM on 17 May 2008

So, besides being ungrammatical, "pie are square" is factually incorrect.

Posted by: McGehee at 2:26 PM on 17 May 2008

Pie are round.
Waffle are square.

Posted by: Old Grouch at 3:58 PM on 17 May 2008