Shake it and see if there's any change

News Item: Republicans will counter the Democratic push for change from the years of the Bush administration with their own pledge to deliver, drum roll please, "the change you deserve."

Top Ten political slogans rejected by the Republican Party before deciding on "the change you deserve":

10. "Staff white people like"
    
9. "We pick our losing candidates early"
   
8. "Wingnut > Moonbat"
   
7. "We put the 'Old' in 'Grand Old Party'"
   
6. "Rule 6: No Clintons"
   
5. "You deserve a tax break today"
   
4. "Our babes are hotter than their babes"
   
3. "Now 100% Berkeley-Free"
   
2. "2 Centuries 1 Idea"
   
1. "We're good bad, but we're not evil"
   

(Suggested by Michelle Malkin.)