The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

19 June 2008

We got your stimulus right here, pal

Tough times have reached the world's oldest profession:

In Nevada, legal brothels generate about $50 million in total revenue and have an economic impact of about $400 million on the state. But in the last 18 months the industry's cash flow has taken a dive. Why? Like other businesses around the country, bordellos throughout the state are feeling the pinch of rising gas prices and a weak economy. Several of the hardest hit are the houses of prostitution in Nevada's rural northern areas, which get roughly 60 percent of their business from truckers. "Some of these brothels are out in the middle of nowhere so fuel prices have an effect," says Dennis Hof, owner of the infamous Moonlite Bunny Ranch. According to the U.S. Energy Information Administration, diesel on the West Coast now costs $4.87 per gallon. That means truckers could easily spend $1,000 to fill up their tanks, leaving them with little extra cash and less likely to take a detour. For bordello owners, relocating to more central locations is impossible. Under Nevada law, brothels can only operate in counties with fewer than 400,000 residents.

It becomes, therefore, necessary to promote the business:

Hof's Bunny Ranch is going strong. While other brothels saw a slump in revenues, Hof experienced a 30 percent jump in May. But he's not resting on his laurels. Last week he began offering a recession special: The first 100 customers who show up with their tax rebate checks receive twice the "services" for the price of one. "We always give our customers the most bang for the buck," he says. "You bring your $600 check in, and we give you the $1,200 George Bush party — three girls and a bottle of champagne."

If there's a Harry Reid package, I don't want to know about it.

(Via The Truth About Cars.)

Posted at 4:43 PM to Dyssynergy


I'll take "Things I Really Would Rather Have Never Even Thought About" for $2,400, Alex.

Posted by: McGehee at 9:46 AM on 20 June 2008