29 July 2008
You gotta admit, it's faster than drilling:
Vowing to snap America's addiction to foreign oil, President Bush called for hiring experienced hillbillies to roam the countryside shootin' at some food.
"Sooner or later, these poor mountaineers will hit some bubblin' crude," Bush said. "And then we can restore America to gas-guzzling greatness."
In the meantime, though, there's conservation to be done:
"Effective today, all states that use the electric chair on Death Row must switch to an Energy Star model," [Bush] said.
Here in Oklahoma, we use lethal injection, though we're now required to remove all trans fats beforehand.Posted at 1:07 PM to Bogus History , Family Joules