The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

29 July 2008

Cement ponderings

Jed ClampettYou gotta admit, it's faster than drilling:

Vowing to snap America's addiction to foreign oil, President Bush called for hiring experienced hillbillies to roam the countryside shootin' at some food.

"Sooner or later, these poor mountaineers will hit some bubblin' crude," Bush said. "And then we can restore America to gas-guzzling greatness."

In the meantime, though, there's conservation to be done:

"Effective today, all states that use the electric chair on Death Row must switch to an Energy Star model," [Bush] said.

Here in Oklahoma, we use lethal injection, though we're now required to remove all trans fats beforehand.

Posted at 1:07 PM to Bogus History , Family Joules

We could use an electric chair if it was hooked up to a wind turbine.
During tornadoes we'd be cleaning out death row faster than poop through a goose

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 3:18 PM on 29 July 2008

A good chopping axe can do the job without using any electricity at all. And better it be used for that than for killing trees.

Posted by: McGehee at 3:20 PM on 29 July 2008
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