I want some other fries with that

The nimrods who are always kvetching about fast food never seem to grasp its true tragedy: no one place has a monopoly on the good stuff, which means that the ideal quickie meal requires you to stop at several locations and pick a la carte, which of course you're never going to do.

Now imagine that it's no actual hassle at all:

I have actually resorted to buying bags of burgers at one place while someone else snagged fries from another, but this was back when there was someone else; I'm disinclined to do it today. Still, this seems like one heck of an idea to me, and Yum! Brands' two! two! two restaurants in one location doesn't quite do it.