Well, the new Mini Boxes were not going to install themselves, and I wasn’t about to call in a tech for something I damned well ought to be able to do myself, so I set aside an hour to deal with both of my ancient television sets.
The Box box from Cox contains, in addition to the box and its power supply, a smallish remote (with a couple of AAA batteries), a large sheet of paper for the benefit of people with ancient television sets whose remotes need to be cloned, a Quick Start guide which I looked at once, and two cables: one HDMI and one with F connectors. The idea is that if you don’t have HDMI, as I don’t on the turn-of-the-century Sony WEGA, it will still be possible to hook up the box, though nothing is going to produce an actual HD picture. (With judicious use of a button on the remote, you can do the old letterboxing trick to get 16:9, albeit with the usual black bars at top and bottom.) The Vizio (2007) is a proper HD set, but the connectors, as I had forgotten, required me to turn the screen upside down to get to them.
That said, I didn’t actually use up the entire hour, though for some reason the install on the Vizio immediately phoned home for a software update, and it’s just as agonizing watching such things on TV screens as it is on proper computer monitors. And now, instead of 105 channels I don’t watch, I have about 225 channels I don’t watch.
Downside: Each box seems to eat up about 10 watts, whether anyone’s watching TV or not. This works out to somewhere around $20 a year on the electric bill. It’s not a Frigidaire, exactly, but it’s still noticeable.