As a general rule, Google and its ilk will not send you more than 1000 results for any given search. Despite this rule, it’s relatively easy for a search to end up here, there being six million words or so to choose from. All of these somehow did:
German lass Milf Patriarch sleeps with teen boyish sub subsequently game: I can’t help but think we’re not getting the whole story here.
bobby stole money from the local grocery store on the corner to buy beer. he later assaulted a 72-year-old woman and stole her purse. in the alley, he dumped the purse, went to starbucks for a cup of coffee, and proceeded to take the train to the suburbs. on the train, someone stepped on his shoes: And Bobby shot him, because oppression.
what should i do with my life: While you still have time, spend some of it away from the keyboard.
during a long drive, tony counted the number of pickups and sedans he saw driving in the opposite direction. after a while, he noticed that on average there were 5 sedans for every 2 pickups. at this ratio, how many sedans would he have counted if he had passed 18 pickups? Evidently Tony was not in Texas, where pickups outnumber sedans about five to one.
microwaveable pork rinds where to buy: Probably not in Qatar. Yet.
mike bought 200 shares of pdq stock on margin at $15/share. the stock increased to $21/share. what was mike’s profit? Under Bernie Sanders’ tax plan, 53 cents.
darth vader water pipe: “I have altered the flow. Pray I do not alter it further.”
mine flex: Well, at least somebody’s do.
brother jukebox sister wine: Part of the extended family of Uncle Kracker.
3.39 inches: Current Tinder value of “seven inches.”
definition of delayed gratification: I’ll tell you later.
crummier definition: You can’t get much crummier than that.