Taylor Swift once wrote a song called “Back to December.” It had nothing whatever to do with this stuff, which is scraped out of the logs in a desperate attempt to find something amusing on a Monday morning.
don alverzo wiki: You’d think people would check Wikipedia for wiki entries, but maybe not.
2001 mazda 626 and transmission problems: Go together like a horse and carriage.
dolichocephaly cleese: Not the lost nephew of John Cleese. I think.
on MTV who got Punk’d when they were told there’d $250,000 Porsche was stolen: Not the lost nephew of John Cleese. I think.
jordache lard ass jeans: Not actually made by Jordache.
pole vault plant box padding: You might try cutting up some old worn-out jeans.
spearsling: Britney’s daughter — some day.
rebecca romijn body paint see: This is why Sports Illustrated has a swimsuit issue.
calf falsies: Raw material for Mystery Veal.
nice japanese daddy: He’ll wear the Hello Kitty sweater you bought him, and smile the whole time.
SupraModem 2400: But was it Hayes-compatible?
well turned ankle: Good at a fashion show; not so good at an NBA game.