The reason this weekly feature exists is simply that one day I was glancing at the logs, noting that some of the URLs contained embedded search strings, and that some of those search strings were slightly weird. (Not that the things I search for aren’t weird, but that’s another matter.) I figured the least I could do is get some blogfodder out of it, and here we are, about a decade later.
Голая слилин дион: So far as I can tell, this is “naked Celine Dion.” More than that, I don’t want to know.
wile e. coyote breakaway mug: So Acme’s getting into housewares now. Hmmm.
cavitational force: In the new Disneyfied Star Wars universe, this is part of the Dark Side, in which Darth Decay sends forth his minions to infiltrate your gums.
“bobby russell” cd “go chase your rainbow”: Is there a place you can buy it on Franklin Pike Circle?
personal items from estate of late karen carpenter: Including six sets of drumsticks, a case of Chloraseptic, and birds who suddenly appear.
what happens when you hold your breath and bite your tongue: You survive yet another presidential campaign.
how do i know if my transmisson is going on my 2000 mazda 626: It’s 15 years old. Of course it’s going.
cast your fate to the wind the original hit: This is not the one you were expecting, but it’s the correct one:
That Sounds Orchestral British Invasion version was still a couple of years away.
enjoy blues ocaine boggie my way home messing with the blues: Sounds to me like you’re messing with something already, and it rhymes with “ocaine.”
imagine the us congress is considering legislation that will ban mtbe: You get enough people whining about it, you could get Congress to consider legislation that would ban stretch marks, peach pits, or the heartbreak of psoriasis.
it didn’t down on me that there might be a few holes in my education: For instance, how to spell “dawn.”
“bob licht” basketball divorce: It was inevitable, once he caught her Spalding.