If you’re not outside in this Big Ball O’ Frozenness, give thanks to whatever force in the universe you think responsible, and settle back with this week’s weirdest search strings, harvested in this late-winter cold to be at the peak of freshness. Or something.
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frognosticator: So tell me: is Kermit finally getting to second base with Miss Piggy?
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the only world number 1 largest,fattest,biggest sextube: I imagine all kind of things go on in the London Underground.
judge barbara m scheper golf: Look, if a public official wants to knock down 18 holes some afternoon, it’s no big deal, okay?
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I didn’t know they still made records like this: They don’t. Now shut up and go to the iTunes Store like you were told.
www.penislenthoil.com: And to think I used to make fun of Quaker State.