Hundreds of people drop by this site every week. Sometimes they’re actually looking for something I had to say. And sometimes they’re looking for something else entirely, which may or may not be explainable. Guess which ones land in this space?
explanation of signts on mazda 626 speedometer: If something’s glowing, you’ve got problems.
faster then my balloot: I dunno. Some of those balloots are pretty speedy.
china Bus sexymobi: Doesn’t sound like any Chinese bus I’ve ever heard of.
“with frenulums like these”: Who needs enemas?
The stoplight had just changed and a 2200kg Cadillac had entered the intersection: Nice of you to get the curb weight of the vehicle before it hit you.
if you were designing a new luxury car, how would you: I’d stencil the curb weight on the side, for the benefit of jaywalkers.
actress karina nose is bad at english: And this is a problem — why, exactly?
Once I Had A Sweetheart Maria Kohnke: Really? How was her English?
drox cookies: Either you’re missing part of the name, or you’re stoned out of your gourd.
stamos swim image 1980: That’s a long time to carry a crush.
can a person with a 59 IQ get a drivers license in Oklahoma? Of course, Senator, but you’ll need the Majority Leader’s signature on your application.