For the last time in 2013, we pull up the logs and see what people were searching for — and if it has any amusement value, we stick it here.
the goads so excited: You won’t be goading me into this no matter what the excitement value.
lateral ara: I didn’t watch much Notre Dame football, but I don’t remember any instance in which Ara Parseghian called for a lateral.
Wet Bra Problem: Damn things are hard enough to detach when they’re dry.
jennifer aniston synapse: In fact, it could be said that she’s got a lotta nerve.
meaning rockin around the christmas tree new old fashioned way: Every year I have to explain the same damn thing. Next year, Rocko, you’re staying in your room until farging Epiphany.
maintenance history 2002 mazda 626: Did you ask the owner? Because there’s no chance in hell it’s on the Web.
i accidentally left illegal drugs in my room at hard rock casino in catoosa ok. in my hotel room? what will happen? Hint: Nobody will turn them in to the Lost and Found.
sluts by mail: Beware. The handling charge is outrageous.
are .m4a files playable on windows rt: You’ll need a third-party application. I’d suggest iTunes, but that would be cruel.
Mercury Cougar blowing starter motor fuse when you let off the clutch: I’m sorry, I sort of drifted off there after “cougar blowing.”