If you’re just now arriving for the first time — well, what took you so long? This weekly feature celebrates the weirdest and wackiest search strings used by actual Googlers and Bingers and such to get to this very site. I do this because, well, it beats the heck out of coming up with a think piece on a Monday morning.
john green and holt mcdougal: The fault, dear Brutus, is in Amazon’s database.
fun hourglass: If it’s like those “fun size” candy bars, it runs out of sand in about a minute and a half.
erath and comanche county scanner news may 9 2014 5:40 pm: What happened? Someone rob the only liquor store in Stephenville?
“good news about olds”: It’s like the deal with Hummer: if you ever get another one, you must assume that it’s been used.
halloween “boys dressed up as girls” catholic: Doesn’t sound like any of the Catholics I went to school with.
define curmudgeoncoot: You’d know this from Words with Friends, if you had any friends.
do you drive a mazda 626 with the O/D button on or off: Remember when we first discovered people too dumb to drive a stick? Now we have people too dumb to drive an automatic.
odds of 1in 4 quadrillion from publishers clearing house are outlandish: But not necessarily inaccurate.
what other vehicles have radiator that fits 1993 mazda protege standard trans: So you’re removing a component full of rust, and replacing it with a used component from a junkyard. What’s wrong with this picture?
What is the meaning of “Make it a date”? Now see, this is why you’ve never been on one, and never will.
hold vilgub: I’ll thank you to hold your own damn vilgub.