Yep, here we are, back at the old stand, trying to figure out just what brings people to this site, and reporting on the explanations we find least explicable.
529: No, that was last week. This week is 530.
and the ursines remain on the sylvan glades: And probably taking a dump thereupon.
if anamarie’s parents send her to a(n) _____ school instead of a public school to enhance her learning, they are probably doing it because the standards may be higher than local public schools: Um, “expensive”?
“td bank” “erotic” Well, compared to Scotiabank, anyway.
perverse adolescent lesbo seduces eastern milf: It happened just outside a branch of TD Bank.
mcgyver is faced with the problem of opening a safe with 10 buttons numbered from 0 to 9. the safe can be opened by pressing three buttons, not necessarily distinct, in correct order. what is the probability that mcgyver will hit the right combination? 100 percent, even if the numbers have been obscured by time and dust and the safe itself is covered with scorpions. You never bet against MacGyver.
opposite of bondage: Blofeldage?
damascus girls: You can’t be Syrias.
we’re gonna get married randy newman: Unless, of course, you’re Short People.
pictures of wastes: A waste is a terrible thing to mind.
evisceration plague tab: We’ve been trying to get Google to add this to Chrome for years now.
toe tales: See, for instance, Parliament’s “Agony of Defeet,” a classic toe-jam session.
where do grape nuts come from: Kroger, aisle seven.