Okay, so it’s Monday evening instead of Monday morning. Doesn’t make this exercise any less valid. (Or, for that matter, any more valid.)
be there in a jif: And make it skippy. (I owe McGehee for this one.)
i love her dearly yahoo: Some yahoos are more dearly than others, I suspect.
shady grove music fair in 1970 did it burn down: Um, no. But the venue property was deemed too valuable to waste on music fairs.
when i flash my headlights my 626y5 produce a buzzin sound: It’s telling you not to flash your damn headlights, you rude S.O.B.
jailbait boobs: The time to worry is when they come looking for jailbait without boobs.
rebecca black 2014 selfie: Aw, come on. She didn’t go a month in 2014 without posting at least one selfie.
overlord of flies: And you, for one, welcome him, am I right?
parella lewis pants: Not in my presence, she doesn’t.
permalink to highest quality wood for the highest quality piano steinway assembled rim: If it’s that good, they’ll sell to Steinway before they’ll sell to you.
pseu pseu pseudio: Careful now. You quote too much of it and Phil Collins will pseu you.
used saturn ion wright county minnesota: Pretty much all Saturn Ions everywhere are used, maybe even used up.
hospital gown memes: Never did like those. There’s really nothing to back them up.
400 pixels wide and at least 150 pixels tall broken heart: Aorta pop you one for that.