Daylight Saving Time doesn’t end in the States until this coming weekend, so this morning is dark as a dungeon until well past seven. In the meantime, we’ve taken advantage of the darkness to examine the search-string records, some of which perhaps should never have seen the light of day, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Kelley offers Daniel $60 to wash her car. Daniel says he’ll consider the offer. In the meantime, Cec: prepares to dump Daniel for even thinking about washing some other woman’s car.
a dealership purchased a four-door sedan for $15: And subsequently resold it for $27,995.
fox news shortest skirts: Just pray it’s not Sean Hannity.
Extra Large Car Sun Shade (2 Pack) for SUVs, MiniVans and Full-Size Sedans – Premium Baby Car Window: WTF? Does this look like Woot to you?
“flammable material” “pulchritude”: Yeah, we know, she’s hot.
if debbye is willing to pay $50 for a pair of shoes but only has to pay $20 because the shoes are on sale: She’ll probably spend $30 on an almost-matching bag.
the money collected from selling bacon at a butcher store is given by the function f(x) = 3.55x – 4: In a better world, bacon would be free for all.
according to research on the so-called 10-year rule: This is not like the five-second rule, is it?
johnny cash’s car: Ring of fire, and piston damage as a result.
this question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions winchester bandit 9 gun safe accessories: Because robots would never, ever own guns.
you don’t have a valid license for visage: Who’d license this face?
using your knowledge of the language of the political subculture: See if you can keep from vomiting.
“gonads” + “contact” ~immaterial: Speak for yourself, pal. It’s pretty damned material to the rest of us.