Data-acquisition methods have changed somewhat over the ten years we’ve been doing this feature, but the motivation remains exactly the same: find out what people are searching for, and make fun of it whenever possible.
are the goats in the hsbc ad really up the tree: You wanna try telling a goat it can’t go up a tree?
mark never stops ranting about the dangers of pornography. he gives endless examples of smut he has seen in movies and on television, and spends a lot of time hanging around porno houses to get even more examples: And his right palm is covered in coarse, sticky hair.
10000 leagues under my nutsack: No, maybe that’s Mark.
definition of a nerve: Whatever it is, Mark’s got a lot of it.
chickens could not be taught to play baseball because they would chase the ball after it was batted, rather than run to first base: Perhaps if you built a road perpendicular to the base path.
oldest known board game: Um, Great-Uncle Wiggily?
sofia still lives at home, but helps with the rent paying $200 per month. she has a job that pays about $700 per month after taxes. she has to pay for her own personal items such as clothing and toiletries spending about $120 per month. going out with friends is important to her, but she also wants: To buy a brand-new car, because, by golly, she deserves one.
barista salaries: I hope they make more than Sofia.
relative silence: Most people’s relatives are anything but silent.
by publishing information packed articles, you’ll soon enjoy rectum: Not here, you won’t.
meghan trainor tongue: Her tongue is No. (You need to let it go.)