| Democrats and Republicans: The Differences at a Glance | ||
|---|---|---|
| ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS |
| Abortion Rights | Democrats are pro-choice, except that in the South they don't talk about it. | Republicans are pro-life, except that in the North they never mention it. |
| Creating Jobs | Democrats believe that job creation is a top priority unless it interferes with bond prices. | Job creation is OK whenever first approved by investment bankers. |
| Defense Budget | Democrats support expensive arms buildup but try to appear as wimpy as possible. | Republicans support expensive arms buildup. |
| Flag Burning Amendment | Democrats do not actively encourage the desecra |