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Please try the following:

  • Click the Refresh button, or try again later. Of course, doing something over again with the expectation of a different result is the very definition of insanity, except in parts of Oklahoma.

  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you arrived here from a bookmark — um, Favorite — well, thank you, but fix the damn thing already.

  • To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). Of course, how likely is it that your Settings have automagically changed since the last time you visited? Tech-support people always bring this up, though, right after "Are you sure it's plugged in?"

  • If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. And if you're on a Microsoft network, almost anyone else can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings, unless you've downloaded the Security Patch of the Week.

  • Some sites require 128-bit connection security. This one doesn't, although it does provide 2-bit commentary.

  • If you are trying to reach a secure site, you've come to the wrong place: your friendly Webmaster is notoriously insecure.

  • Click the Back button to try another link, or something. Anything. Just get off of here.

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