1.   I Write The Songs (Johnson)
   Evoking Danny and the Juniors
2.   Bette Davis Eyes (Weiss-DeShannon)
   As a chugging Chuck Berry saga
3.   Super Freak (James-Miller)
   A tender Everly Brothers ballad
4.   Star Wars (Williams)
   Duane Eddy sits in with the Ventures
5.   Whip It (Mothersbaugh-Casale)
   Truly a standing-on-the-corner song for once
6.   Ebony and Ivory (McCartney)
   Starring Little Richard, presumably as Ebony
7.   You Don't Bring Me Flowers (Diamond-Bergman-Bergman)
   Doo-wopped to within an inch of its life
8.   Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Schwartz)
   New York street symphony (of course)
9.   The Rose (McBroom)
   Rockabilly deluxe
10.   Just What I Needed (Ocasek)
    If what you needed was the Fleetwoods
11.   Hotel California (Felder-Henley-Frey)
    The stranger in town seems to be Del Shannon
12.   Eye Of The Tiger (Sullivan-Peterik)
    A cappella to finish it off

1.   I Want To Know What Love Is (Jones)
   As did Ritchie Valens, it appears
2.   Always On My Mind (Christopher-Thompson-James)
   Boppers don't come any bigger than this
3.   Sussudio (Collins)
   And "Runaround" Sussudio at that
4.   Dancing In The Dark (Springsteen)
   Pat Boone takes one more trip to the Moody River
5.   I Just Called To Say I Love You (Wonder)
   You'll know it's me because of the Whispering Bells
6.   Billie Jean (Jackson)
   Gene Vincent struts his stuff, and Booker T. helps
7.   Flashdance (Forsey-Cara-Moroder)
   With those little darlin's, the Diamonds
8.   Jump (Van Halen-Roth-Anthony-Van Halen)
   You might as well have the Summertime Blues
9.   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Hazard)
   The Duchess of Earl gets her say
10.   The Safety Dance (Ivan)
    Who would have thought it was the Twist?
11.   Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Hay-Moss-Craig-O'Dowd)
    By now, there has to be one a cappella song per album
12.   Every Breath You Take (Sting)
    A sort of make-believe Conway Twitty
13.   Purple Rain (Prince)
    Rain that's real will not fade away
14.   All Night Long (Richie)
    Stranded in the shake, rattle and roll

1.   The Greatest Love Of All (Masser-Creed)
   And no chains, either
2.   Like A Virgin (Steinberg-Kelly)
   You say Frankie Avalon has a Madonna complex?
3.   Graceland (Simon)
   And you just know the Jordanaires were there
4.   Once In A Lifetime (Byrne-Eno-Frantz-Weymouth-Harrison)
   Mister Tallyman gets a new lease on life
5.   The Living Years (Robertson-Rutherford)
   Not even the Leader of the Pack can take Dead Man's Curve
6.   Money For Nothing (Knopfler-Sumner)
   Nothing but sixteen tons, that is
7.   Hold On (Ballard-Phillips-Wilson)
   And keep on, higher and higher
8.   Ice Ice Baby (Bowie-May-Mercury-Taylor-Deacon; Ice-Earthquake)
   He ripped off rhymes just like ringing a bell
9.   Welcome To The Jungle (Bass-Slash-Stradlin-McKagan-Adler)
   Don't wake the lion while you're here
10.   I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (Clayton-Mullen-Evans-Hewson)
    So let's go find the thrill upon the hill
11.   Born To Run (Springsteen)
    And made a lot of stops all over the world
12.   Memory (Lloyd Webber-Nunn-Eliot)
    Vito said we could have some instruments
13.   I Want Your Sex (Michael)
    But we'll settle for a rhythm section
14.   Nothing Compares 2 U (Prince)
    As always, the girl can't help it
15.   Help Me Make It Through The Night (Kristofferson)
    A bunch of touchy-feely yakety-yak

1.   Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Lennon-McCartney)
   That stuff in the garden must have been poison ivy
2.   With A Little Help From My Friends (Lennon-McCartney)
   Billy Shears unmasked as Johnny Mathis
3.   Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (Lennon-McCartney)
   Goodness, gracious, great tangerine dreams
4.   Getting Better (Lennon-McCartney)
   At least as good as cherry pie
5.   Fixing A Hole (Lennon-McCartney)
   The Wanderer, updated
6.   She's Leaving Home (Lennon-McCartney)
   She's so young, and we're so old
7.   Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite (Lennon-McCartney)
   Last seen stopped at the top of a Ferris wheel
8.   Within You Without You (Harrison)
   On the whole, word jazz is preferable to sitars
9.   When I'm Sixty-Four (Lennon-McCartney)
   And playing dominoes for sixty minutes at a stretch
10.   Lovely Rita (Lennon-McCartney)
    The name of his latest flame
11.   Good Morning, Good Morning (Lennon-McCartney)
    Instruments? What instruments?
12.   Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) (Lennon-McCartney)
    Still coasting
13.   A Day In The Life (Lennon-McCartney)
    That'll be the day

This side project is side-splittingly funny in its own right. All a cappella.

1.   (Theme From) The Monk(ee)s (Boyce-Hart)
2.   We Will Rock You (May)
3.   Losing My Religion (Berry-Buck-Mills-Stipe)
4.   Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
5.   Da Ya Think I'm Sexy (Appice-Stewart)
6.   The Monks' Vow of Silence

1.   Dancing In The Dark (Springsteen) (2)
2.   Help Me Make It Through The Night (Kristofferson) (3)
3.   Super Freak (Johnson-Miller) (1)
4.   Little Red Corvette (Prince) (5)
5.   Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Hazard) (2)
6.   Once In A Lifetime (Byrne-Eno-Frantz-Weymouth-Harrison) (3)
7.   Whip It (Mothersbaugh-Casale) (1)
8.   My Heart Will Go On (Horner-Jennings) (7)
9.   Eye Of The Tiger (Peterik-Sullivan) (1)
10.   Every Breath You Take (Sting) (2)
11.   Sukiyaki (Nakamura-Ei) (6)
12.   Money For Nothing (Knopfler-Sumner) (3)
13.   Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Lennon-McCartney) (4)
14.   With A Little Help From My Friends (Lennon-McCartney) (4)
15.   When I'm Sixty-Four (Lennon-McCartney) (4)
16.   A Day In The Life (Lennon-McCartney) (4)