Once you get past the novelty of having five of these in February, it’s the same old thing: mine the search strings for comedy gold, or at least zinc.
turn your radio on john hartford: What did John Hartford ever do to you?
juan and dori recently got married. if current demographics continue, what is the likelihood (percentage) they will get divorced or separated? Depends on how quickly Dori finds those photos of Vivian on Juan’s phone.
the strange case of avogadro’s airline flight 6.02 on october the 23rd: The entire cargo compartment was filled with moles.
i was born unicorn: Yeah, Blueblood, we know. Now go away and do something vaguely prince-y.
not a clever pony: No excuses. Act like the noble you’re supposed to be.
shoe morass in a sentence: The higher the heel of your shoe, the morass you’re likely to show.
trying to be less of an asshole than i was yesterday: Not to worry. The primaries will be over soon.
web toys for your procrastination pleasure: Finally, a workable definition of Wikipedia.
fork enid: Yeah, that’s what they say in Alva. Almost.
fourbucks: The eventual price for Charles Shaw wines at Trader Joe’s.
double down casino says 403 forbidden: You’ve reached your limit, Chuckie.
dion waiters defense: Blankly staring.
blankly staring: Known as the Dion Waiters defense.
texas asshole massacre: But that could take days. Weeks, even.