Well, if it’s Monday morning, it must be time for SSEQ. (It has been for the past decade, give or take a few weeks.) If you’ve somehow managed to miss this feature, it’s easily explained: a lot of traffic comes from the major search engines, a little bit more from the minor ones, and sometimes they’re looking for things which make perfect sense. Those aren’t the ones that appear here.
is pure nudism illegal: I’m not even sure if it’s pure.
badge aztek hack: You can hack the badge any way you like, but everyone will still know you’re driving an Aztek.
in the following scenario, which maxim is not being observed? david: so we climbed behind the waterfall, and there was this huge cave. it was amazing! zooey: that cloud looks like a bunny. david: what? That’s funny, I don’t remember ever seeing Zooey in Maxim, and surely I’d remember something like that.
“high performance, delivery” “upskirt”: Standards for wank material acquisition? Unpossible!
conjoined fanfiction: Is this Rule 34 or 68?
why she stopped loving me: She found out you were reading Siamese-twin porn.
pantyhose diaper tumblr: Well, at least it isn’t Siamese-twin porn.
willie worker put in 42 hours last week at the widget factory. his base pay is $8.00 per hour and he gets time-and-a-half for any hours beyond 40: And then they raised the minimum wage to $15 and replaced Willie with a Widgetization Module™.
achocolic: Drunk surfing at its finest.
bite me urban dictionary: And what did they ever do to you?
how much does berkelium cost: Considering that world production in the last half-century is only a couple of grams, I think we can safely say that if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
bialystock and bloom political consultants: Best remembered for the song “Springtime for Donald.”
people who hate reality shows are really just old, humorless sourpusses. what propaganda technique does the writer employ in this statement? Projection. Now get off my lawn.
who gets a 1099: You get a 1099! And you get a 1099! Everybody gets a 1099!
swiftonsecurity doxxed: Cortana, even as we speak, is dealing with the attempted “doxxer.” It will not be pretty when it’s over.
Addendum: I made reference to this last item yesterday, and got this for my trouble:
Hey, that’s what was asked for, and I gotta type ’em the way I see ’em. (The presumably pseudonymous Mr Kikesburg’s main purpose in life, judging by his timeline, is to object to that double X. Then again, I’ve seen worse.)