If you’re not familiar with this Monday-morning feature, please allow me to explain. This site is very large, as personal sites go — roughly thirty thousand articles on all manner of subjects — so there’s a good chance that J. Random Googler (or Binger or whatever) might actually land here, or at least be shown something here, while searching for something off the wall. If it’s far enough off the wall, I’ll notice it, and I’ll post it here.
blog A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for o: Trust me, this culture was dying before I started putting personal rudeness and bad manners on a blog.
the who see me: You better behave yourself, then. Especially in front of Townshend.
can a 20 year old take viagra: If he’s sufficiently pathetic, yes.
if the purpose of this paragraph is to persuade readers to eat tortillas: Then readers should not look at it until tomorrow, which is Taco Tuesday.
when sheila arrived at the gym on tuesday morning: She knew not to overwork herself, because she wanted to be ready to go for Taco Tuesday.
candice routinely blows every little setback out of proportion. for example: Last week, they had Taco Tuesday on Thursday, and she pitched a hissy fit.
when the floor rusted through on her old car: She realized that Fred Flintstone didn’t know jack about brakes.
kermit without mascara: Frogs wear makeup?
paul and peter disagree: As they have been, ever since we decided to rob Peter to pay Paul.
lolitas 7-15 whores collection archive: And we’d better not find out that Paul has been spending Peter’s money on this kind of crap.
intj stare of death: If this actually worked, I can think of several people who wouldn’t be here now.
flying anvil foundation: Run by Acme officials as a tax dodge.
best way to catch a coyote: Have you tried the new line of Acme anvils?