Comes Monday, and comes once more this weekly feature of the wackiest search strings that got this site up in people’s browsers. We do this because (1) it’s weirdly popular and (2) it’s less effort than actually writing something.
sanrio lawsuits etsy: Because Hello Kitty belongs to the world except, of course, for you and your little online store.
explained the deviation from the life cycle model for an 40 year old married male,self employed with: An active Tinder account and a suspicious spouse.
teen in thongs with cameltoe non nude: Technically, if she’s wearing that much, she’d have to be “non nude,” doncha think?
knee appalling tan: You know, you probably shouldn’t have had that stuff sprayed on while you were seated.
how to make viagra at home for men: You’ll need a can of spray starch and a pair of forceps.
find a company that will deliver a storage unit to my door orinda ca: Having a storage unit by the door probably violates a town ordinance.
rebecca black high school: Who would have thought they’d ever name a high school after Rebecca Black?
is oklahoma on a fault line: Naw. All these earthquakes are caused by guys in $500 cars with $1500 stereos.
jersey barrier mover: Gonna take more than your feeble F-250 duallie, bucko.
would like to swing on a star: Here’s a jar. Don’t come back until you’ve crammed it full of moonbeams.
jose had a small bag of marshmallows. the bag contained 5 pink: Which for no apparent reason he ate last.
the endochronic properties of resublimated thiotimoline: We already got to that next week.