Admittedly, we only pull ten or twelve out of the logs for review here, but remember: #AllSearchesMatter.
stan and hilda can mow the lawn in 60 minutes if they work together. if hilda works three times as fast as stan: It’s because Stan spent the first half of the weekend on the couch watching sports and has no energy left for actual work.
brain teaser: i am something: Yeah, you just think you’re something.
whatever happened to quinn cummings: She’s on Twitter as @quinncy, her lacerating wit intact.
youtubers who smoke cigarettes: I suspect some of them have been smoking, um, something else.
what ford transmission do i have: The one that’s broken.
tragedy should be utilized as a source of strength: Too many people willing to cause too many tragedies.
jerking off made simple: When, exactly, was it complicated?
the most lewd and vulgar video webcam jailbait girls: Are still better behaved than Washington politicians.
funny paramecium cartoons: Oh, they’re so ciliated.
did ariana grande have a baby: Far as I know, she’s had only donuts.
girl with two heads: You’d have better luck finding a girl with two faces.
trying to be less of an asshole than yesterday: Well, thank you for that, Mr. Trump.