Last Saturday, this site celebrated (sort of) its twentieth anniversary; this particular feature began about halfway through those two decades. The format is pretty much unchanged: find search strings that brought people to the site, and make fun of them if at all possible. Fortunately, there’s enough traffic — and there are more than enough wackos out there — to make this task relatively simple most of the time.
discreet search engine: Oh, come on, you’re taking all the fun out of this.
bonds womens pantyhose 70d opaque electric blue average/tall: If nothing else, this tells you that fetishists can be awfully darn specific.
david ruffin memes: My whole world ended the moment you read this.
by publishing information packed articles, you’ll soon enjoy unservicing: I do this every week. When are you guys gonna quit servicing me?
artillery shell cases for sale: I suppose they’d be pretty tricky to rent.
cool to be a fool: This year, we must be experiencing the arrival of a glacier.
inseams on pants: You notice nobody ever asks about the outseams.
police stole my car feliz navidad: Well, you’re certainly taking it well.
wp-config.php i need to find a gas station: And what better place to find a gas station than in a text file full of PHP instructions?
fourbucks: Formerly the price of two bottles of Two-Buck Chuck.
batman bill: Surely several million a year, which Bruce Wayne pays without complaint.
my life is ruined yahoo answers: Yeah, that’s the way it happens. You start trolling to get recognition, and before too long you’ve told the entire world that you’re too stupid to live.
in 2004, congress passed a corporate tax relief bill with 276 provisions for tax breaks to groups such as restaurant owners, hollywood producers, and nascar track owners. this is an example of the: Way things are, always have been, and probably always will be.