It’s gonna be hard to top this headline. Indiana Senate panel passes bill for harsher beheading penalties:
Decapitation soon could be punishable by death in Indiana. The state Senate criminal law committee unanimously passed a bill Tuesday that would allow prosecutors to seek the death penalty for beheadings.
Said penalty presumably will be lethal injection; I doubt these dead-serious Hoosiers are inclined to build a guillotine in Michigan City, although the idea has some marginal charm in terms of sheer symmetry.
Supporters of the bill cite an increase in beheadings including one last year in Oklahoma as a reason for the change.
So: one, then? Because what the Daesh-heads do doesn’t really count, except maybe as encouragement from afar.