Most of my brilliant blog ideas from the past two decades wouldn’t last for five posts, let alone five hundred. Yet here we are, doing that same old “What are you looking for?” scheme from ten years ago. The concept first appeared here, in August 2005; the current title was adopted a month later. The methodology has shifted a bit over the years, but the premise is always the same: you were looking for something, and at some point you noticed something here on this very site. With 25,000 or so pages on site, it’s hard not to find a match here for something, but most people won’t dig down too deeply, and the machines quit supplying results after a thousand or so.
ariel winter soles: Now this is a man steadfast in his perversity: the poor girl gets a bewb job for medicinal reasons, but he’s only interested in her feet.
armenian foot fetish: Then again, there is no shortage of Kardashians.
jay complains to his father that he wants more juice. his father takes the juice jay has in his glass and pours it into a taller but narrower glass. jay is now content that he has more juice. jay has apparently failed to develop: But it won’t stop him from a successful career in American politics.
chkdsk wine: If you’re lucky, you’ll have to do this at every reboot.
intravenous wine: And I thought I was lazy.
pervy sloth meme: Where would a sloth find the time to be pervy?
liability and coverage: Don’t worry, Mrs C, the public will never know about your ability to lie.
peter yarrow net worth: As the sole heir to Puff the Magic Dragon — well, a dragon lives forever, so Peter will be waiting a while.
claremore company received $7: For which they paid 52 cents in Oklahoma tax.
if the word “win” is on a list of words a child is asked to remember: Then this child is now forty, because schools haven’t taught anything abouut winning for thirty years.
baptize a cat: If it’s full immersion, you’ll have the devil to pay.
can cats feel earthquakes: Yes. They prefer them to baths.
cnn breaking news: south carolina to ban the sale of tylenol in bottles because they fear picking the cotton from the bottle may represent racism and slavery: Must be a hoax, since there was no missing airliner involved.