Here we are, nearly halfway through the year, and the talk has changed from “Hurry up, summer!” to “Damn, is it supposed to be this hot?” The one thing that hasn’t changed, of course, is your Monday roundup of funky search strings.
helle thorning-schmidt shoe size: Who is this, the EU Foot Patrol, looking for statistical outliers?
replace selector cable on 2003 mazda tribute: Another shade-tree mechanic, on a day when there’s no shade.
dustbury 626 gear ratio: At the moment, I’m geared for minimum acceleration.
joe webber married to diane webber: Yep, they were. Sorry, no wedding pictures.
Grandma 85yrs.old nude and fucking free: And probably tired of you boys peering into her parlor window, I’d bet.
room101 bags: Don’t go looking in there, if you know what’s good for you.
sheila tea for two hundred: Two hundred? Take a bow, Sheila.
allintext: Allen firstname.lastname@example.org OR hotmail.com OR aol.com And please hurry. I need to spam this guy before that damn Nigerian prince shows up.
charles basotti you may already be a weiner: Well, as long as you’re not some damn Nigerian prince.
1995 mondeo with a vehicle speed sensor fault. car won’t go into 5 gear: So are you bragging or complaining?
comic strip about invisible potion: Apparently it only works on ’95 Ford Mondeos.
all language .dustnury: All except that one, anyway.
are movincool classic loud? Say what? I can’t hear you over this racket.