The following statements should have been obvious, but I admit to having given the matter no thought up to now:
- There exists Donald Trump fanfiction.
- There exists sexually explicit Donald Trump fanfiction.
To which we can now add:
- There will be a motion picture based on sexually explicit Donald Trump fanfiction.
Earlier this year, [Elijah] Daniel was a little drunk and messing around on Twitter. He joked that he was going to write an erotic story about Donald Trump. The tweet got a positive response, so Daniel figured he’d open up another bottle of wine and take a few hours and bang something out. By the next morning, Daniel had completed Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and The Bellboy, a 21-page send up of both the presumptive Republican presidential nominee and E.L. James’s guilty-pleasure kink-fest Fifty Shades of Grey.
The book was a hit, becoming a best-seller on Amazon within 48 hours. He posted the story on the online publishing platform Wattpad, where it attracted over a million readers. Now, Daniel has teamed with gay porn studio NakedSword to turn Trump Temptation into a feature film.
Have I read this book? Um, yeah.