Monday always (well, almost always) brings a fresh set of search strings, which we’ve examined for snark potential. Sometimes it’s hard to tell which is funnier: the string from the person who knows how to search efficiently, or the string from the person who doesn’t. We, of course, don’t care.
what’s the purpose of hold in mazda 626: You’d think possession of an owner’s manual was a felony or something.
98 Mazda 626 4 cylinder automatic erratic shifting and blinking overdrive light: While you’re being towed to the mechanic’s for a rebuild, give thanks that you no longer have to deal with “hold.”
ford telstar cuts out when shift to drive or reverse: While you’re being towed to the mechanic’s for a rebuild, give thanks that at least it wasn’t a Mazda 626.
anti-destination: So you’re the one sabotaging all these people’s cars.
master tape Sally Goes Round The Roses: Saddest thing on the Internet / People wanting stuff they cannot get.
parella lewis nipples: And the number of the items shall be two.
ununquaternium: Now really, Mr. Freberg, that’s a double negative.
is oklahoma city traffic commission broadcast: Not at this time. I suspect one of the commissioners is stuck on I-44 near I-40.
woolery avant garde fly with me: Chuck would be happy to fly, but right now he’s stuck on I-44 near I-40.
first thousand years is the hardest: Yeah, that’s what they said back in 3004 BC.
After wearing seat belts became mandatory, drivers reacted by driving faster and less carefully. This is consistent with what Principle of Economics? In this case, it’s the one that says I can charge you $100 an hour to do your homework, with a two-hour minimum.
derpy thelonious monk: Straight, no muffin.