This week’s collection of peculiar search strings, because it’s Monday and Mondays need all the help they can get.
bizet naked: After the composer has decomposed long enough, such considerations become irrelevant.
what were the names of all the okla city public schools that were around klein area in oklahoma city during the 1920s + 1930s: Um, there’s no distinct “Klein area.” The old Opportunity School was around 8th and Klein; the current OKCPS office is to its north.
asian men are polite: Just don’t make fun of them.
itching powder rival: Nothing truly rivals itching powder, though a case of shingles comes close.
im a bitch like the boldest person ever so ill go up to anybody: You better home “anybody” isn’t carrying itching powder.
doodyful meaning: Trust me, they hate you because you’re doodyful.
bruce’s unusual typing wizard background photo: It’s Rainbow Dash, telling him that he needs to be, oh, about 20 percent faster.
opposite of date definition: Whatever I was on, it was clearly the opposite of a date.
internet dating limbo: Where you end up on the opposite of a date.
American dream is a phrase referring to the freedom that allows all citizens: to tell the government to FOAD and quit interfering with the American dream.
googlenasty americans: Those pursuing the America dream; they don’t appreciate your interference, or your inference.