It must be admitted that this is rather a curious sort of feature, inasmuch as it requires making responses of a sort to individuals who have long since departed this site and will likely never read them anyway. I might as well be talking to a freaking chair.
staple attraction: I think it’s those short but perfectly straight legs.
alderaan modification station: How much modification do they need? They’re a peaceful planet. They have no weapons, except for the odd staple gun.
“14, 40 or Fight!”: This was an overresponse to the Oregon boundary dispute that led some misguided souls to reconnoiter over Mount Vesuvius.
Pantyhose Teens At school: Surely not summer school. Too hot.
Hello kitty small ironing board: I expect anything Hello Kitty to be small by default.
superwoman overpower sex: Yeah, you wish.
sam presti like thabeet: Well, he says he does, anyway.
executive rotation: “Sir, with all due respect, sit on it and spin.”
decision making simplified: I keep a decision-making module in my pocket. There’s an engraving of George Washington on one side of it.