A thousand or more searchers land on this site every single week, which means that there’s a good chance there will be enough weird stuff to fill up this Monday-morning roundup. There is, of course, only one way to find out, and we shall do exactly that.
what brand of pantyhose does ann coulter wear? I have no idea. I assume she selects for run resistance, unless Romney is running.
divorce changes people: Sometimes more than marriage did.
download like a pirate: I have it saved as a keyboard macro: Ctrl-Arrr.
i have no business breeding: Oddly, people who don’t think that are more likely to have no business breeding.
why does nobody sell vanishing cream: It’s apparently hard to find on the shelf.
what does double secret probation mean: It means we can’t tell you, even if you ask twice.
is over 500 dollars too expensive for a tranny service, coolant flush, rotate tires, change air filter, inspection sticker at a dealership: No. Now how come you didn’t have them change the oil?
why don’t vicky from fairly odd parents wear a bra: It’s against the by-laws of Babysitters Raging Against Twerps (B.R.A.T.).
air conditioner victoria secret bras: The effect is pretty much what you’d expect, even on Vicky from Fairly Oddparents.
down under shoes: Ewww. Scrape that stuff off before you come in the house.
naming a baby shillelagh? Works for me. Don’t be surprised, though, if she beats you up when she’s grown.