And how is your Monday going? Perhaps these finds from the search log will help or perhaps not, being as how it’s a Monday and all.
www.real a: I’ve known one or two people who could be described as a real A.
half past midnight Missouri: Ten-thirty Pacific.
the fab four vs the drab four: You’ll notice that the Fat Boys were never called the Flab Four. (Then again, there were only three of them.)
Since I am a frequent flightier: I couldn’t care less about the TSA.
Wanker, Secretly Gay, Prima Donna, Racist, Herpes, Alcoholic, Compulsive Liar, Gambling Addict, Thug, Tatooed Thug, Galoot: Well, that pretty much covers the entirety of Parliament, I’d say.
closet communist post-menopausal hag: Probably teaching Gender Studies at Generic State U., even as we speak.
girl who has read up on her syntax: Would love me even less.
write a intructions to make an antidote for the majic potion: But first, read up on your syntax.
“lyrics” “sausalito is the place to be”: “Bay living is the life for me / Green spreading out both far and near / Keep Budweiser, just gimme imported beer.”
no is required either: (1) Should I stay or (2) should I go?
“kings of industry”: More like the queen. Or the jack. Or the ten of diamonds.