If you’re new around here, this is a weekly (so far) feature in which we acknowledge the fact that a lot of our visitors come here, not to be entertained by our wit and wisdom or to torture themselves by exposure to the lack thereof, but because they typed something into the Google or Bing or even Yahoo! search box, and it somehow matched something in this domain. During any given week, those searches number easily in the hundreds; here, we present the silliest, and make fun of them, because what the heck else is there to do on a Monday morning?
fugmob: Combination of “fugly” and “mob,” therefore somewhat superfluous, since all mobs tend to be fugly.
THE disc-break from the DOSUSER: If you’re old enough to remember DOS, it’s likely you can remember breaking rather a lot of discs yourself, not to mention a CPU or two.
fly like a beagle: I assure you, time hasn’t been slippin’ into the future that much. Yet.
hoopier: On the frood scale, the Magratheans are hoopier than, say, the fifty-armed Jatravartids, the first sentient species to invent aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
GET YOUR PASS TO ORGY SEX PARTIES HERE: Wait a minute, you need passes to those things? And STOP SHOUTING!
SCHMICP DISEASE: It killed John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmicp, though it wasn’t named for him. One of the symptoms is a tendency to SHOUT!
lowered bra: Lower it to the floor, and we’ll talk.
why are men unhandy: Limited experience at lowering bras.
nude men 60-75 years old.com: Certainly wouldn’t be a dot-org at that age, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
sleeping wife wakened by yobs who impregnate her: I’m sorry, you want the Daily Mail, just along the corridor.
has someone patten blinker fluid: It was a joint development with sealed, maintenance-free muffler bearings.
female jeans: Depends on which side the zipper’s on. (Sometimes.)
zooey deschanel hosed: Sometimes even when she wears jeans.