Time again for the weekly roundup of search-string weirdness, although it might be an hour late. Or an hour early. Who the hell knows at this time of the morning?
firm girl in bra: If she’s that firm, does she really need a bra?
girls locker room vent: Well, they have to vent somewhere, right?
victoria secret trading cards: Karen Mulder’s rookie card is now worth over $10.
gray shoes with neon laces: As seen in absolutely no Victoria’s Secret catalogs.
i don’t know where to get a hello kitty bikini: You may have to go direct to Sanrio; I’m pretty sure they don’t sell them at Victoria’s Secret.
what does it mean when the transmission whines: It’s complaining that you have too much money, and it’s going to do something about it very soon.
there are mountains and hillsides enough to climb: Assuming, of course, we don’t rip the tops off of them in search of coal.
you’re too pretty to work here: I mean, considering this is a coal mine and all.
by night I make the bars: Do too much of that, and by morning you’ll be behind bars.
guess who come to me softly: I’m guessing it’s not William “Refrigerator” Perry.
i rember everything: Except how to spell.
word with the letters f a r t c o i n: I’m sure I haven’t so much as a fraction of a clue.