Neither rain, nor snow, nor heat, nor gloom of night, nor tropical storms in tropical-storm season, nor even the computer’s failure to boot six times out of seven, stays this weekly feature from its regular Monday-morning appearance.
rule34 dakota fanning: Um, no. Not here. And any you find is likely to be fake. Then again, you don’t care, do you?
“six to five against” +meaning: You have five chances in eleven, or a probability of 45.5 percent, of finding whatever the heck it is you’re looking for, and I hope it’s not what that guy in the previous item was looking for.
i can’t remember who i was back then: Behold, the serial identity thief.
mass of conflicting impulses: It’s positioned around the periphery of the cranium, and once set in motion, creates the condition popularly described as “My head is spinning.”
bad romance jokes: Are there good romance jokes?
what is a few inches later: The beginning of the punchline in a bad romance joke.
1988 mercury mystique transmission wont go forward unless: The car is atop Pikes Peak and heading downward.
who proved germs don’t come from water: Probably a German.
mitt romney’s father…an auto industry visionary: Anybody who had to drive a ’62 Rambler halfway across the country might have reasonably questioned that vision.
wile e. coyote breakaway mug: Who knew that Acme was building stuff for ThinkGeek?
charlie hill comic stroke: Because what could be funnier than someone having a stroke?
woman pantsless flight: Never seen that. And it’s just as well, because I would probably have a stroke, and that would be hilarious.