For those just tuning in, this is a weekly exercise in which we go through the scores of search strings that brought users of Bing and Google and whatever to this site, and then try to find something amusing about them. Sometimes it even works.
what happens if you bite your tongue: A brief period of pain, as distinguished from the extended period of sorrow that would have been caused by what you were thinking about saying.
what do you call a skydiver with the flu: Um, a sick chuter?
would you like us to send you a daily digest about new articles every day offer: Well, that is what “daily” means: every day.
governor: the bridge that spans the brookline and kings boroughs is in desperate need of repair with estimates in the range of $30 million. over one million vehicles cross the bridge each day. therefore: Raise the toll to $30.
“ok time to stop those pesky spammers” ~oncological: Too bad. I was looking forward to giving them cancer.
hen tie: You hope your mom thinks of this when she hears you talking about Japanese porn.
tigerdirect out of business: Well, the Web site is still up and running.
tigerdirect website down: Perhaps I spoke too soon.
excessive generosity: This is probably not what killed TigerDirect.
taylor swift armpit sweat: Only $90 an ounce at better retailers.
yuja wang bikini: I can’t imagine her playing the piano in a swimsuit; on the upside, it probably wouldn’t interfere with her movements.
gentlemen formerly dressed: At some point, they decided it was no longer worth the bother.
not superman: “What is the inscription on Clark Kent’s headstone?”