Apparently somebody likes it

Opel AmperaThe grotesque blob to the left is one of the two winners of the 2012 European Car of the Year award, and its sheer hideosity, to me anyway, suggests something Peugeot might have come up with after hitting the schnapps really, really hard. But no, this is an American car with a schnoz transplant: the Opel Ampera — to be sold in the UK with a Vauxhall badge — is the European version of the currently-in-hibernation Chevrolet Volt.

Apparently Volkswagen’s tiny Up!, exclamation point included, took second place, and the worldwide Ford Focus finished third.

Both Volt and Ampera will be sold in Europe, though Opel, being ostensibly a more prestigious name than Chevrolet, carries a higher list price: €42,900 versus €41,950 (including VAT). The Vauxhall variant, due in the spring, starts at £33,995 including VAT, but before Her Majesty’s Plug-In Car Grant.

Eventually, I’m told, the Volt will be sold in Australia as a Holden, and it will probably look better than either the Chevy or the Opel.

Still undetermined: if, after invoking Volt and Ampere, GM will come up with more electrical names for future EVs. (Watt TF, perhaps?)

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Conducting a civil campaign

And that matters to some of us on this ostensibly Super Tuesday:

Fluttershy for President

Besides, it’s not like Princess Celestia is about to abdicate or anything like that. Oh, and The Great And Powerful Trixie was not available for comment.

(Pix for the Mane Six at Equestria Daily.)

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Your primary turnout report

Okay, my primary turnout report. I caution that it is not strictly comparable to any of my previous turnout reports, inasmuch as (1) it’s technically a whole new precinct with new boundaries, even if I’m voting in the same place, and (2) therefore the purple balance may have been upset by redistricting.

That said, the place was deserted when I showed up. It’s a closed primary, so members of the specific parties got their own color-coded ballots; I noted with amusement that as I entered the polling place, the Democratic signin was on the left, the Republican on the right. (Two poll workers for each.) And yes, I was asked for ID, as required by the new state law. Slowed me down by a whole 2.5 seconds.

It took me a while to decipher the new machines, but the basic ballot-casting movement — slide it on in — remained the same. Three hundred thirty-nine ballots had been cast before my arrival at 4:59, which does not sound like a lot; there being only one machine, I couldn’t even begin to estimate what percentage of those were D or R.

The joke today on Twitter was “If it’s Super Tuesday, how come no one’s wearing a cape?” We had 40-mph winds much of the day, so capes were definitely not on the agenda. Edna Mode is no doubt pleased.

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The case for Ralph

Yeah, that Ralph. Peter explains:

Let’s be honest: right now, even to a centrist libertarian like myself, Ralph Nader looks more honorable and honest than most of our existing Congressional representatives and Senators. He may be far to my left in political terms, but at least he’s honest about it! As far as I can tell, he’s never made a habit of lying in his teeth to his constituents. Yes, at this point I’m sufficiently fed up with most ‘establishment’ candidates — of both parties — that I’d probably vote for Mr. Nader in preference to them, given a choice!

Reminds me of something I said eight years ago:

At this point, I find myself wishing that Dennis Kucinich (!) had emerged as the Democratic front-runner: he may have barked at the moon once too often, but even when his answers were palpably absurd, you knew he was serious about them, that he believed what he was saying.

Speaking of Dennis Kucinich, he got redistricted out of his House seat, and is running in OH-9 against incumbent Marcy Kaptur; the GOP opposition is Joe the Plumber. Tell me this isn’t a fun race.

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Now with Corrupt-O-Matic!

Just a brief bit from Mike McCarville, who pays attention to this kind of stuff:

Former Senate President Pro Tem [Mike Morgan] has been convicted on a single count in his criminal trial.

Okay, so far so good, but…

The jury acquitted Morgan or were deadlocked on 61 other counts.

Sixty-one “other counts”? Ship this man to Chicago, stat!

(Slightly more detail in the Oklahoman.)

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Checking in with Dr. Smith

By the way, this is not Dr. Smith, the band, but Dr. Smith, the head of Surgery Center of Oklahoma, who has noticed something of late:

Surgeons are telling me that patients approaching Medicare age are having their procedures prior to turning 65, the opposite situation of just a short time ago. In order to avoid the personal out-of-pocket expense associated with a knee replacement, for instance, patients in the past would typically wait until their Medicare enrollment was effective. This is no longer the case. Patients are telling their physicians that they fear that the care they need will not be available once “health care reform” takes place. The Medicare beneficiaries or soon to be Medicare beneficiaries are particularly concerned that the looming bankruptcy of this program will increasingly result in rationing to them.

Hmmm. Last time I had knee surgery, I was advised that I’d probably be needing a full-fledged replacement by age 60. That’s twenty months away. On the other hand, apart from the usual creaks and twinges and such from osteoarthritis, I’m not in any significant pain — about a 1.5 on the scale of 1 to a Rob Schneider movie — so I’m not feeling any particular urgency here.

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Thunder über Dallas

Few things in life are quite as satisfying as sending the Mavericks home with a loss, mostly because it’s seldom easy to do. And it didn’t look like it was going to happen: Jason Terry and Dirk Nowitzki, of course, presented the greatest challenges, and Dirk drilled home a three — his fourth of the night — with two and a half minutes left, giving him a game-high 27. But that was all he would get; in fact, that’s all any of the Mavs got, as the Thunder shut them out the rest of the way en route to a 95-91 win, taking the season series 3-1 and indeed sending the Mavs home to deal with the Knicks.

This one, though, was tight all the way through: lead changes left and right, especially in the fourth quarter. The Thunder didn’t actually pull ahead until the 0:46 mark, when Serge Ibaka drew Ian Mahinmi’s sixth foul and sank two free throws. Three more freebies, one from Kevin Durant and two from Russell Westbrook, iced the deal. For those who were wondering if James Harden was going to come to life after a less-than-indifferent opening, wonder no more: The Beard owned the place starting in the fourth, garnering 14 of his 16 points. Twenty-four for Westbrook, 22 for Durant, and 14 rebounds for Kendrick Perkins, who was on his best behavior all night.

Jason Terry, arguably Harden’s only competition for Sixth Man of the Year, wound up playing 37 minutes, more than any of the Mavs except Dirk, and he was his usual fearsome self. Mahinmi, pressed into service in the middle thirty seconds in after Brendan Haywood rolled his ankle somewhere over Perk, was the most efficient shooter on the floor: five of six and all three of his free throws for 13 points. But if Rick Carlisle was hoping for some Vinceanity, it didn’t happen: Vince Carter checked out in ten minutes, having missed his only shot. And Sean Williams essentially scored four for the Thunder, having goaltended two OKC shots in rapid succession.

But hey, this is what happens when you play Dallas, and we don’t have to see them again until the playoffs. The Suns will be here Wednesday, the Cavs on Saturday, and neither of them figure to be quite as much of a handful as the Mavs.

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But can you bypass the warnings?

The trouble with remote controls, of course, is that sooner or later you attempt to use them on something that isn’t remotely controllable.

Which may, or may not, lead to something like this:

(Via this Tony Hanadarko tweet.)

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Pinkie Pie, your ride is ready

Ignoring for the moment the likelihood that ponies can’t actually drive, this Chinese-vended Lamborghini Gallardo seems perfect for Pinkie, even if it’s way too fast for the bucolic streets of Ponyville:

Lamborghini Gallardo courtesy of CarNewsChina

Or maybe it’s just that Pinkie Pie, in common with most Lamborghinis, pays little attention to the laws of physics.

Beyond this, we could place Applejack in an F-150, Rarity in a Lexus ES 350 (a Camry would so not do), Fluttershy in a mid-1980s Volvo 240 (polite, safe, and unassuming), and, well, we’ve already seen Rainbow Dash’s trick Mustang.

That leaves Twilight Sparkle, and to me the choice seems obvious:

Honda Civic in purple

Methodical, comprehensible, and no frills.

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Buy Terran!

Michael Karesh, reviewing Chrysler’s 300C with the SRT8 package:

A sign of the times: the most American sedan you can buy is assembled in a Canadian plant with a Mexican engine and a German transmission by an Italian-controlled company.

Meanwhile, your American-controlled companies have seemed more interested in building Japanese sedans in, for instance, Mexico.

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Strange search-engine queries (318)

This weekly feature highlights the lowlights of last week’s server logs, and it comes to you free, out of the goodness of my heart and at my own expense, totally unlike all the “free” stuff people think they’re getting from the government.

mazda 626 transmission exploded view:  Keep forgetting to change the fluid, and you can see it happening live in your own driveway.

naked man sitting down position:  Some people will be disturbed if he’s, um, standing up.

german sewerage treatment rachmaninoff:  It’s amazing how microbes respond to blatant Romanticism.

gambar background power point romantic:  It’s amazing how PowerPoint viewers respond to blatant Romanticism.

“search pollution”:  When the pr0n links outnumber the links you actually wanted.

why does my mazda 3 need a new transmission:  Because life is unfair. Deal with it.

come to me softly with piano:  Trust me, it will be a lot easier to sneak up on you with a flute.

why is mid grade cheaper than regular in iowa:  It’s ten percent corn squeezings. Maybe more.

what is the distance between toilet area and the farthest point at the building per ibc:  Approximately the distance over which you can hold it in, plus thirty-five percent.

girls neon dc shoes:  But of course. If they ran on AC, they’d have to be plugged into the wall.

why is even in his youth not on nevermind:  Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

“consumer reports” “best rated condoms”:  Nice to see you too, Ms Fluke.

is political blogging trustworthy:  As much so as politics itself.

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A fabric that stands up

Mr. Hicks Casuals would like you to know that these slacks are made with 50 percent Fortrel® polyester:

Glo-Tone slacks by Mr. Hicks

Ah, if only we could still buy slacks for nine bucks a pair.

(This was Found In Mom’s Basement.)

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Lizards in Texas

And you thought your state’s Congressional districts were strange-looking:

Proposed Travis County Congressional districts

You’re looking at the middle of Austin, Texas, under a recent redistricing proposal. Chris Bradford explains it all:

Downtown condo dwellers, UT students who live in West Campus, and South Austinites vote with Kerrville ranchers. UT students who live on campus, most of east Austin, Hyde Park and West Lake Hills vote, naturally, with the southern Fort Worth suburbs. The portion of east Austin that doesn’t vote with Fort Worth votes with central San Antonio. And the Triangle and north Austin vote with west Houston.

Elbridge Gerry, having died 198 years ago, was not available for comment, though I’m sure he’d have approved.

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Question of the ages, settled

“Only question I ever thought was hard,” said white’n’nerdy Weird Al, “was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?”

Easy one, Alfred:

Remember when The Riddler took control of the USS Enterprise and started flying it in the wrong direction? It was the first appearance of the self-destruct routine in Star Trek. What did “need a wheelbarrow for my balls” Captain Kirk say about that? Huh? Anybody? Bueller? What was the famous line?

“I am captain of this ship, and it will follow whatever course I set for it, or … I will destroy it.”

In the Picard era, the self-destruct device was used to illustrate the willingness with which the individuals would sacrifice their lives for the greater good. See, this is why Kirk beats Picard. Kirk was all about the triumph of the human will, ultimately, the triumph of the individual against chaos, misery, strife, insurmountable situations and impossible odds; Picard was all about subordination of that individual to the nebulous calling of the greater good.

Picard, of course, was quick to point out the necessity of that presumed Greater Good:

“The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules. It is a philosophy, and a very correct one. History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous.”

Then again, Picard wasn’t exactly blind to the universe around him:

“Villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well-camouflaged.”

And these days, the latter far outnumber the former.

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Splendor on the grass

Spring is darn near sprung, and Splendid, previously known more for its flirty shirts, has introduced a shoe line appropriate for the season.

Lustful by Splendid

Heirloom Shoe, their local retail outlet (NW 44th and Western), is promoting this particular style on their Facebook page, and a friend expressed some enthusiasm for it, which is more than enough reason for me to put it up here. This color is called River Rock; there’s also a Rainbow version, both sitting on this 4½-inch high woven-bamboo wedge. The price, at $109, is not eye-popping. And I swear, I’d already started on this post long before I discovered that Splendid calls this shoe “Lustful.”

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Backflash

This has to be an early frontrunner for Sentence of the Year:

If anyone ever asks me who I am, all I need to say is: I am the type of person who did ecstasy once, and afterwards had to look up the word in the dictionary in order to verify the etymological roots of my experience.

More than usual, I urge you to read the whole thing.

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