Please note: due to destructive and inexplicable government policy, an hour of time that could have been spent on this project was totally wiped out. I expect things to improve in a week or so.
“feminist airplanes” “feminist engineers”: Due to the wisdom of the latter, the former now have better rest rooms — don’t they?
beyonce strom: I doubt they ever met, though Strom lived long enough to have been able to hear some early Destiny’s Child.
the planned extermination of an entire race of people is known as: Politics as usual.
conservative search engine: In vain will you search for any conservatism in this election year.
jane says her cousin is big boned: Which is perfect for this election year, in which we are all pretty much boned.
wevenues: Paid by Wome to Pontius Pilate upon the welease of Woger.
how much does berkelium cost: There being maybe one gram of the stuff produced nationwide in the last half-century, I’d say it’s probably more expensive than Hewlett-Packard printer ink.
ill pay you to get naked: And I thought I was hard up.
us bank won’t reverse overdraft: They got their $39 fee, therefore all is right with the world.
in jeff savage’s book on the 2005 number one pick for the nhl draft, what is the title of the second chapter beginning on page 10? You didn’t buy the book? What the hell is wrong with you?
this evening on britain’s got talent we get to witness this lovely lady sing with her anus and she finishes her skit beautifully by inserting the mic deep in her singing hole: Come to think of it, what the hell is wrong with you?
three methods for getting your name on the primary ballot of a party include: lobbying declaration of candidacy declaration of candidacy plus paying a fee purchasing the right from the precinct captain petition: Not to mention claiming to be rich as Croesus.
mark never stops ranting about the dangers of: People being turned loose on search engines without supervision.