Once a week we feature the goofiest search strings that have brought people to this site, hoping to draw a few extra visitors or the occasional odd apology from a Texas congressman.
lead poisoning from tongue and groove roof: Theoretically possible, especially if there’s a sniper on said roof.
putting up shelves euphamism: ”Yeah, we spent the evening moving all the knickknacks, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.”
george washington 1976 axe: The special Bicentennial Edition. The handle was cut from the same colonial-era tree whose wood was used to make Washington’s denture bridge.
jewish woman stops traffic on gw bridge: Was she wielding an axe, by chance?
Alas, Mr. Zimmerman, you have once again caught my love and my inexplicable, undiscovered, indescribable, unintentional, creative cognition through your beauty and your every titillating: Lucky you. All I ever get from Zimmerman is “You got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend; when I was down, you just stood there grinning.”
A snake likes to ponder. He is an intellectual, a philosopher, a cerebral person: Yeah, but he’s still a snake, and you shouldn’t vote for him.
how to reduce the visible signs of cellulite in my thighs affiliate: I’m not an affiliate, but I can make this recommendation: wear pants.
how can the consumption of music minimize negative consequences: For one, it helps if you actually pay for it.
vicodin expiration date: About twenty minutes from the time you swallow half a dozen of them on a Saturday night.
is dustbury safe: Are you kidding? I’ve been stuck here for fourteen years.