Somewhere around a third of the traffic to this site comes from search engines, and most of those searches are sensible, understandable, even justifiable. Then there are these:
it’s a beautiful day litigation: I told you we shouldn’t have sent Mister Rogers to law school.
legalese little red riding hood: For instance, wolves are a protected species. Mister Rogers could have told you that.
transmission sensor won’t let the car start: Identifying the problem is the first step toward solving it.
www.teensexyvirgins.com/transsexual-babysitters: Identifying the problem is the first step toward solving it.
What time was the latest sunrise ever? Look up “arctic circle” and think again.
how many miles can I expect from a used Ford Contour: Ask yourself “Why did the previous owner unload this buggy?” and think again.
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divorce changes a man: Not half as much as marriage does.
too pretty to work: And perhaps looking for a man to divorce.
flaw in the worlds currency: Not enough of it is in my pocket.
“beer snobs”: Your brew is swill; our swill is brew.
yahoo dustbury.com: Hey, if I’m the yahoo, how come you’re searching for this at Bing?